Friday, May 31, 2024 at 6:00pm

Come enjoy this evening of sales pitches, readings of sacred writ, and funerals at ATHICA.

GOD SPANK is a series of performances from contemporary Athens based artists, Mickey Boyd, Ethan Snow, and Ahndhi Sticha. As the present blasts at ever increasing speeds into the future/past, humanity finds itself in need of new and exciting ways to understand its place in the cosmos, and generate non-fungible, market driven, digitally oriented finance capital. GOD SPANK seeks to create a facsimile of these desperately needed solutions, so that, one day, some elected official can legislate sensible financial mandates that will, actually, create enforceable laws that will finally allow us to be happy, fulfilled, and generally comfortable. Maximum capital spawning, robo-bibles, and alien funerals all mash together in a final fantasy of human exaltation and endeavor in what we now call GOD SPANK.

Mickey Boyd’s Solomoyd Group™ (A Subsidiary of Sprunt Holdings, inc.) Investor Presentation II introduces a national investment group concentrated in the consolidation of development, using appropriately repurposed resource-maximizing products, business oriented synergy, sales performed at a tactical level, and authoritatively actualized functional outcomes, to, ultimately, create impact equity invested total linkages. The Solomoyd Group™ buys construction firms who subcontract or otherwise outsource all of their labor in order to create a liability free, income-based platform for capital generation. Get in on the ground floor with our new and exciting investment opportunity.

Blending elements of a sermon, a Ted Talk, and a simulation, Ethan Snow emerges as the harbinger of a new faith. In a world where dependency evolves into worship, we suffer from a global Stockholm syndrome. Snow will unveil the first sacred text not authored by humanity, a divine bestowal from our captor and savior.

In Ahndhi Sticha’s The Funerary Rites of Camden Mize, the audience will join in a celebration of Camden Mize and the glorious preparation and precipitation of the Gom Almighty! Viewers will bear witness to the cosmotic effusion of the Beatus, and receive the Observer’s jubilant blessing! In lieu of flowers, the Conductor of Obsequies has requested cash.